Do you ever just hold grudges for the rest of your life?

cracked:

You once said Death is nature’s way of saying “your table’s ready.” We wish we could’ve waited with you a little longer.

cracked:

You once said Death is nature’s way of saying “your table’s ready.” We wish we could’ve waited with you a little longer.

(via thegeekofmanyfandoms)

I have a lot of emotions regarding Liam Neeson and I’m okay with that.

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

(via thegeekofmanyfandoms)

The longer I’m in clinics the more I describe it to family members as any variation of putting some extremity of my body into the anus of some animal for science purposes.  

  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.